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sparrow626: “But Sir…all that money, access to military grade weaponry and vehicles, huge mansion…plus he is ripped?” “He.Hates.BATS.” View high resolution

sparrow626:

“But Sir…all that money, access to military grade weaponry and vehicles, huge mansion…plus he is ripped?”

“He.Hates.BATS.”

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For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.

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My dad got me an economics textbook for christmas..

*Whilst watching a news report on banking*

Me- ‘This is so sexist, we haven’t seen a single woman so far.’
Dad- ‘Yeah, but why would they interview the receptionist?’

What’s the similarity between me and neutrinos? We’re both constantly penerating your mum…

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